Корпоративные мемо
Победители конкурса на самое дурацкое корпоративное объявление:
- As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks. (Fred Dales at Microsoft Corporation )
- Quote from the boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what 'I' say." (Mktg. executive, Citrix Corporation)
- What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter. (Lykes Lines Shipping)
- How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff? (Programming intern, Microsoft IIS Development team) ( Read more... )
