Timeless classics

Date: 2006-05-16 02:06 pm (UTC)
recoder: (wally)
From: [personal profile] recoder

Peter: That's a really good idea. Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'll do, man--Two chicks at the same time.
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, that's what you'd do, two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight, man. I've always wanted to do that. I figure if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up. Chicks dig guys with money.
Peter: Well not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type that double up on a guy like me do.
Peter: Good point.
Lawrence: NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Peter: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Oh yeah.
Peter: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter: I would relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: You don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke and don't do shit.

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