Seasonal Greetings!

[recoder]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all…

…and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greaterthan any other country or is the only «AMERICA» in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

Comments

[stag12.livejournal.com]

Ниасилил... патамушто...

[stag12.livejournal.com]

Лучше бы фотки выложил, интересно все-таки!

[recoder]

Дык я в то время ел лобстеров в ресторане, так что фотки выкладывать никак не мог.
А вот поздравить френдов надо было. Только каким-нибудь нетрадиционным способом...

[akssi.livejournal.com]

Это типа "С Новым Годом, бес3.14зды"?

True, nugga, true ;)

[resiner.livejournal.com]

даже не стал осиливать, поскольку это автоматическое поздравление, а с автоматами мы не разговариваем (женщину заменили, автомат поставили "Кин-Дза-Дза")