Things You'd Love to Say at Work, But Can't!

• I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for thirty years.
• Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?
• I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
• I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
• I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
• I'm already visualizing duct tape over your mouth.
• I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn.
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